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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

FHM'S: 100 Sexiest Women.. My thoughts. :)

So FHM, decided to release there 100 sexiest women list.
                                                                       Here's the list, and here's what I thought. :)






100. Elle Liberachi

Sorry love, I don't know who you are.

99. Bilie Piper

I see why she's 99. 

98. Rochelle Wisemann

Who?

97. Freida Pinto

Who? Lol.

96. Lacey Turner

Aw, good old stace. ;D

95. Eva Longoria

 WTF?! SHE SHOULD BE LIKE 3! :@

94. Giselle Bunchen

Who? :L

93. Georgie Thompson

She's gorgeous considering her age. :)

92. Lady Gaga

He, shouldn't even be on this list, great music. Great  Ew. face.

91. Ali Larter

Who? 

90. Alice Coulthard

Who?

89. Sasha Grey

And again; who?

88. Sienna Miller

This is getting stupid now, who?

87. Danielle Bux

Oh her! :|  WHO?

86. Helen Flanagan

grr. Who?

85. Christine Bleakley

Finally, someone I know! "Meh"

84. Vikki Blows

Who? 8|

83. Charlotte Church

Oh I love her! :D

82. Sugababes

They count all of the girls? that's dumb.

81. Jennifer Aniston

In 1999 I would so be like OWHYA! but now, =/ still hot though. :)

80. Lindsay Lohan

I've totally seen her faffa! :P

79. Shakira

Oh I love Shakira! She's Beautiful.

78. Christina Hendricks

Yeah, who?

77. Rosie Jones

Who? :)

76. Blake Liveley

Who? :(

75. Alexandra Burke

"Sing, Dance, Sexy"

74. Zoe Salmon

Who? 

73. Nicole Scherzinger

Lewis Hamilton is missing out BIG time. ;)

72. Katie Cassidy

Erm, who?

71. Lily Allen

Lily! She's great.. she shouldn't be 71! 0_0 

70. Angelina Jolie

That's weird? Personally she don't do it for me, but number 70? Wowza.

69. Jessica Michibata

Who? :D

68. Olga Kurylenko

Sound's like Shrek's long lost aunt.

67. Gabriella Cilmi

Very pretty lady!

66. Kara Tointon

W.h.o.

65. Elin Nordgeren

Geese, who?

64. Beyonce

Uhh, that girl can MOOVE! she's smoking, no way 64! 

63. Natalie Portman

She's pretty, but bald. =/

62. Emily Atack

UGH, I love her! She's so funny & hot in "The Inbetweeners"

61. Candice Swanpoel

Who? ..

60. Taylor Swift

Good old, T. 

59. Nadine Coyle

She's pretty!

58. January Jones

What, a, name.

57. Bar Refaeli

Who? :L

56. Charlize Theron

Who? :|

55. Ana Ivanovic

Don't know you!

54. Keira Knightley

She's so gorgeous..

53. Kristen Bell

YES, I love her!!

52. Olivia Munn

Ew god no.

51. Holly Willoughby

Holly Willobooby. Love her.

50. Doutzen Kroes

Gotta be German?

49. Michelle Ryan

I'll always remember her as Zoe from EastEnders, but gosh hasn't she got HOT!

48. Rachel McAdams

Meh, :)

47. Evangeline Lilly

Who?

46. Jennifer Metcalfe

Okay-ish.

45. Pixie Lott

YES, so pretty. And her legs;D

44. Britney

I love how they don't even have to use her last name! And yes I'll
Admit it, I LOVE BRITNEY. <3

43. Rihanna

Oh and they do it with Rih as well, yes she's strangely Caribbean hot.

42. Vanessa Hudgens

Very pretty, shave yo'w bush though. :|

41. Kate Beckinsale

Erm, The name is ringing bells, but can't picture,

40. Dannii Minogue

Aww her baby is soooooo cute =) 

39. Elizabeth Banks

Yeah she's finee.

38. Alessandra Ambrosio

Who? =/

37. Katy Perry

SO SO SO SO HOT.

36. Miranda Kerr

Meh.

35. Sarah Harding

Gorgeous.

34. Rachel Bilson

Oh God no!

33. Elisha Cuthbert

Who? =(

32. Rachel Stevens

In the S-Club days: Mmm,
Now: ... :)

31. Jessica Biel

Very attractive.

30. Michelle Keegan

Uhh my goosh-nish. Shes so so so stunning, defo not 30.

29. Emma Watson

Miss. Granger.

28. Kristen Kreuk

Hmm.

27. Rosie Huntingdon-Whitely

Someone with a name that long must be pretty.

26. Summer Glau

I prefer winter.

25. Amber Heard

Woah she's hot. :O

24. Zoe Saldana

Ahhhhh, CROSSROADS!!! :D

23. Scarlett Johansson

She's like: woah sexy.

22. Gemma Arterton

Ew.

21. Eliza Dushku

I've had a mahoosive crush on her since I was 9? Smokin' hot.

20. Ashley Greene

ALIICEEE :D shes beautiful <3

19. Una Healey

Yeah she's hot, like all the girls from "The Saturday's"

18. Olivia Wilde

Never heard of her but she's FINEE :)

17. Diora Baird

Just, Just, NO.

16. Audrina Patridge

Yes she stunning, but a bitch!

15. Tulisa

Woo. :) Love T.

14. Mila Kunis

Yeah she's hot!

13. Kaya Scodelario

Super Dooper Eff! Love her, the most gorgeous piece of funk on British Television!!

12. Hayden Panettire

Sexy as ****.

11. Eva Mendes

Old, but hot.

10. Abbey Clancy

S-t-u-n-n-e-r.

09. Jessica Alba

So so so so so so so so so so so so gorgeous.

08. Adriana Lima

Don't know her, but shes nice.

07. Kelly Brook

Yeah she's okay.

06. Kristen Stewart

NO WAY NUMBER 6. :O Ugh!
She's so much hotter than Keeley, Frankie
Marisa And Megan fucking fox. 
Stupid FHM.

05. Keeley Hazel

She's pretty, but pulls the exact same face expressions.

04. Frankie Sandford

Another Saturday's girl, yeah she's fit.

03. Marisa Miller

Why is she even in the top 10?

02. Megan Fox

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

01. Cheryl Cole

And my faviroute, so so glad she won this thing.
Cheryl Cole: THE MOST SEXIEST WOMEN ALIVE. Damn she's hot.
<3 <3 <3

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